How To: Mocha Carbomb! Chug, Chug, GOOOO!
“Espresso button” two Intense Dark Roasts in the Flaviator. Top with lid, walk to car and set aside in one of the vehicle’s cupholder.
Drive to Burger King
Purchase a Mocha Joe
Drink 1/3 of Mocha Joe as quickly as possible while driving to office.
Step 4.5 (Optional)
Sipping Mocha Joe at a moderately slower pace is acceptable if there’s a good story on NPR and you plan on sitting in your car in the parking deck until it’s over.
Before getting out of the car, pour the shots of Dark Roast into remaining Mocha Joe. Congrats, you’ve just successfully assembled a Mocha Carbomb!
Consume Mocha Carbomb before completing 2 block walk to office.
(most likely) Vomit relentlessly.
Unless you’re a real man, like me. In which case, you gain one chest hair and level up! WTG!
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