It Always Comes Back… To Sexing Ira Glass!
Today we have a story for you about doin’ it… with me. I’m Ira Glass. This a story about a girl, but not just any girl. This is a girl who so beautiful, you can tell that she’s beautiful through the radio. This is a girl who is so smart, I feel the need to take off my own perfectly nerdy glasses and slide them onto her perfect little face. This girl* is so amazing, that on tonight’s episode, we’re gonna DO IT!
I’m Ira Glass, and you’re listening to This American Porno.
Our story tonight comes to you in one act, because all the other acts are too naughty for public radio. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH!
*Note: This girl is me, Taylor. Ira Glass wants to do it with ME! True story**
**Not a true story.
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