How To: Mocha Carbomb! Chug, Chug, GOOOO!
Step 1
“Espresso button” two Intense Dark Roasts in the Flaviator. Top with lid, walk to car and set aside in one of the vehicle’s cupholder.
Step 2
Drive to Burger King
Step 3
Purchase a Mocha Joe
Step 4
Drink 1/3 of Mocha Joe as quickly as possible while driving to office.
Step 4.5 (Optional)
Sipping Mocha Joe at a moderately slower pace is acceptable if there’s a good story on NPR and you plan on sitting in your car in the parking deck until it’s over.
Good morning, Ira
Step 5
Before getting out of the car, pour the shots of Dark Roast into remaining Mocha Joe. Congrats, you’ve just successfully assembled a Mocha Carbomb!
Step 6
Consume Mocha Carbomb before completing 2 block walk to office.
Step 7
(most likely) Vomit relentlessly.
Unless you’re a real man, like me. In which case, you gain one chest hair and level up! WTG!
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